He’s Gandhi

In my August 18, 2016 blog post, I wrote “I’ve cast a disdainful eye on television in the years I’ve been blogging.  I referred to it as ‘Tee Vee’ and taken a position that “it’s like a termite chewing through the gray matter of the nation’s collective brain.  Regardless of what I think about the current state of ‘Tee Vee,’ with its preening weather puppets and veneer-toothed news readers, once upon a time I watched it.”

Indeed, once upon a time I watched it.

If you’re a long-term reader of this blog, you know I’m a New England Patriots fan.  Not necessarily a lifelong fan, but at least since 2006 when I met Mike Vrabel at a work meeting.  The Patriots had only won three Lombardi trophies at that time.

Good or bad, my love of this team has enhanced my relationship with my father, as we’ve watched more than a few games together.  It’s also created stronger bonds with my hometown friends as I’ve been a frequent Sunday afternoon guest at their homes.

And even though I was somewhat secretive about it, I did attend the February 5, 2019 “rolling rally” in Boston.

Gronk

Talk about extraordinary popular delusions and the madness of crowds…it was a once in a lifetime thing, being swept along with the marijuana-smoking mobs.

Being a television-seeking nomad on Sunday afternoons has been complicated.  I’ve never been opposed to listening to the game on the radio, since Southern Maine’s big rock and roll flame thrower, WBLM, broadcasts the Patriots Radio Network with Bob Socci and Scott Zolak.  But I didn’t have a lot of options.  It was either the radio or couch-surfing with high school classmates.

So I broke down and bought a Tee Vee.

The Tee Vee

It’s not like I don’t have a firehose of technology running through my house.  It was just a matter of flipping a switch.  And all that stuff I used to stream on my laptop?  I can just stream it through my “Smart” Tee Vee.

As they say in the common parlance, “it’s all good.”

So far, I haven’t watched much broadcast television.  I’ve watched a ton of “Food Wishes” episodes on YouTube and I made some incredible short ribs for Sunday’s opening game against the Pittsburgh Steelers, thanks to Chef John Mitzewich’s Tee Vee tutelage.  They were crazy, insane delicious.

Poor Pittsburgh.  Did they even show up?  My friend SK and I traded a few texts during the game.

JAB:  “Surprised how shaky Roethlisberger looks.”

SK:  “His days are over.  He hasn’t looked good in years.  Soft and doughy.  He needs to subscribe to the TB12 Method.”

Dough Boy sure does need some help.  He himself admitted to ESPN “I wasn’t good enough.”

While Pats fans across the region were grilling, swilling, and preparing to watch the game, a new cloud of drama surrounded the team.  The signing of former Steelers toxin, Antonio Brown.  Will he destroy the team from the inside out?  Or will he adopt the “Patriot Way” and do his job?

Some sycophants even suggested this move was just another Belichickian mind game foisted upon the football-mad crowds.

“He’s Gandhi,” said one sports-radio talker.

Don’t know.  Don’t care.

Next Sunday at 1:00 p.m. I’ll be planted Buddha-like in front of my own Tee Vee for the New England Patriots visit to Miami’s Hard Rock Stadium.  We’ll see what Bill Gandhichick has planned for the Dolphins.

Bring on the haters!

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#showmesomethingbeautiful

My blog has boiled down to monthly posts.  How did that happen?

It’s been a long summer; that much is true.  And it’s been turbulent.  There was the “hearts wide open” vow, followed by #feelingbadinmaine.  My life since July 15 has been different and I’ve been selective in sharing the bumps and scratches of those 48 days.  It’s been a period of “self-discovery” as much as such a thing is possible at 55 years of age.

Just so you know, The Moxie Festival was a success and I am grateful for all the prayers said on my behalf.  Thank you.  Prayer works.  It really does.  It won’t bring our loved ones back from the dead, but I believe that God exists outside of time so anything is possible when we ask Him to assist us.

I also received tremendous physical and emotional support from more friends than I can list here.  One special loving friend kept me sane by forcing me to put Moxie aside from time to time.  He made hearty meals for me and encouraged me to sit by the fire and enjoy the peace of a late summer evening.

I still use the hashtag #feelingbadinmaine, but now I preface it with the words “I am not.”

Are you on Instagram?  If you are, please follow me.  I am “duchessofmoxie.”  My new Instagram focus is the hashtag #showmesomethingbeautiful.  I chose it after listening to a talented musician and songwriter named Trombone Shorty, born Troy Andrews in New Orleans.  He plays a variety of instruments, including the trombone and the trumpet; his music is fun and alive, as well as an homage to the New Orleans Jazz tradition.

Trombone Shorty performed at Thompson’s Point in Portland on Friday night and I was not #feelingbadinmaine and happily danced to the music for 2 hours.  He did not perform his song “Show Me Something Beautiful.”  You can listen to it here.

(Sorry, WordPress won’t let me insert videos unless I pay $8 per month…)

“When the push comes to shove, when the world is hiding love…when the world has grown dull, can you show me something beautiful.”

There has been a sea shift in my energy and my thoughts and in addition to living with my heart wide open, I want to find more “something beautiful” every day.  That is a paradigm shift, especially living in a time when hate and ugliness is everywhere and we are only paying superficial lip service to “something beautiful.”

This is my friend Andrea and her boyfriend, Jeff.  They invited me to the beach yesterday and I figured this was what I was meant to do on the last beautiful day of August.

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They have this groovy beach wagon that holds all their gear.  It has tires that can navigate any grain of sand.

Andrea and Jeff are in love.  They’re getting married next year.  It was pleasant and relaxing to spend time with them and observe their kindness to each other.  They showed me something beautiful.

I will have an interesting announcement in my next blog post, whenever that happens.  No, I’m not going to stop blogging!  But you will be surprised by my latest “reveal.”

Until then, keep looking for something beautiful.

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Funny Business

The movie “All About Eve” has become many things since it first premiered on October 13, 1950.  You can read all about it in Wikipedia’s “thematic content” of the movie here.

I first watched this award-winning film in the late 1980’s while living in Portland, Maine.  Maybe I watched it on Turner Classic Movies or maybe I rented it at Videoport, Portland’s early and unmatched Tyrannosaurus Rex of movies.

I did not analyze the movie to any great extent.  I like the whippet-fast dialogue and the over to top drama that is Bette Davis.

And I particularly liked this scene, where Bette Davis’s character, Margo Channing, analyzes her career:

“Funny business, a woman’s career.  The things you drop on your way up the ladder– so you can move faster– you forget you’ll need them when you go back to being a woman.  That’s one career all females have in common whether we like it or not.  Being a woman.  Sooner or later, we’ve got to work at it, no matter what other careers we’ve had or wanted.  And in the last analysis nothing is any good unless you can look up just before dinner– or turn around in bed– and there he is.  Without that you’re not a woman.  You’re someone with a French provincial office– or a book full of clippings.  But you’re not a woman.  Slow curtain.  The end.”

Back in the late 1980’s, when I was in my 20’s and my life looked like a blank canvass in front of me, I was focused on accomplishment.  I did not think much about being a woman and what that meant.  I thought about getting things done, getting ahead, acquiring stuff.  My husband was not interested in those things although he never challenged or discouraged me from doing the things I wanted to do.  I’m sure he watched “All About Eve” with me a time or two.

I left him, in part, because of our incompatible life goals.

Since that time, I have filled my book with clippings.  Many women I’ve met while travelling this road have bigger and better clipping books than mine.  After all, it’s a funny business, a woman’s career.

Look, I’ve thought about this post for a long time, maybe months.  Maybe years.  I know Margo Channing’s lines are just theatre; it’s a movie and movies are only imitations of life.  But there is a reason they reverberated with me when I was 25 and why them come to me 30 years later as I turn 55.  In the last analysis, nothing is any good unless you can look up just before dinner and there he is.

I don’t know what this means for me as I move forward into the twilight of my life.  I would like to lean back and think about the tasks and projects I’ve undertaken in the last 30 years and drop some of them.  I’m tired of coordinating volunteers and arranging things.  I’d like to spend more time outside in the natural world.  I’d like to wake up without panic and water my flowers instead of sitting at my computer at dawn cranking out a report or an article I’ll be paid less than minimum wage to write.

So there you have it.  I’m standing at the gate and contemplating the path.

Open the Gate

If I had a young daughter, getting ready to launch out into life, I would give her Margo Channing’s advice.  Find a good man and do it while you’re young.  Slow down, lean back, and live your life with no regrets.  Keep your soft, womanly heart wide open.

Slow curtain.  The end.

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Finding Wild Miller Farm

It’s another beautiful morning here in Camden, Maine.  I spent a chunk of time on Saturday doing research at the Maine State Library in Augusta.  My reward to myself for six hours at a microfilm reader in Augusta was another visit to this heavenly placed called Camden.

I approached Camden from a different route, coming over Route 3 towards Belfast.  It’s a damn fine road and you can really “put the horses down” as my father might say.  And I do like to “put the horses down” from time to time.  As I approached Palermo, I saw a sign that struck a familiar chord.

Wild Miller Farm.

You might remember my mentioning Wild Miller Farm in 2012.  It was the first time I joined a farm share, or “CSA.”

Joel and Annalisa Miller moved their farm from Lee, New Hampshire to Palermo, Maine at around the same time I moved home.  In my mind, Palermo was Palmyra and Palmyra is practically in Bangor.  Too far to visit on Maine’s Open Farm Day.

Shame on me for not knowing my Maine geography better.  I should have visited sooner.

It was heartwarming to see Annalisa and their beautiful 80 acre farm.  It was a treat to see their prosperity, which might be different than mine or yours but beautiful nonetheless.  Farming is hard work…such hard work.  It doesn’t look like hard work, though, when you’re speeding through on a pastoral day in Maine accompanied by bright blue skies and gentle breezes.

God bless them, for being young and strong and passionate about life’s most fundamental professions, growing food.

Even though I’m still feeling bad in Maine, this random visit lifted my spirits and made me smile.

Wild Miller Farm

Obviously, they are farming with their hearts wide open.

Onward we go.

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#feelingbadinmaine

A heavy early morning breeze rustles through the thick row of maple trees at the edge of the inn’s back lawn.  Dense and stifling heat and humidity are predicted for today.  It’s pleasant here on the balcony outside the Kensington Room, watching as the morning light cuts through the leaves and the light fog over West Penobscot Bay burns off.

The Norumbega Inn, a stone castle about a mile outside of Camden proper, was built in 1886 by Joseph Stearns.  Stearns, born in the Western Maine town of Weld, invented the duplex telegraph.  He sold this invention to Western Union.  After traveling through Europe, he bought a parcel of land in Camden (a place he allegedly considered to be the most beautiful place he ever visited).  On his Camden parcel, he built a castle that consequently remained a private residence for 100 years.  The National Historic Registry nomination form says Norumbega, “with its fine architecture and outstanding location remains one of Maine’s” outstanding examples “of the great cottage villas which dotted the Maine coast in the heyday of the Victorian leisure class.”

I have always wanted to stay in this castle; feeling bad in Maine and a need to escape the Moxie hangover brought me here.

Norumbega

I’ve been home in Maine for almost six years now.  In that time, I’ve reflected on E.B. White’s quote “I would really rather feel bad in Maine than feel good anywhere else.”  I’m curious as to White’s context when he wrote this, but a quick internet browse reveals little.  White was a bit of a hypochondriac; maybe that was the genesis of the quote.  I’ll find it someday, should I choose to study White’s writings in my spare time.

But I can understand the sentiment and as I left the epicenter of the Moxie universe on Friday afternoon and quickly slipped over the Sagadahoc Bridge into Woolwich, I marveled at how lucky I was to be only a few miles from the heavenly realms of the Maine coast.

How lucky am I, really?  Feeling like shit about a knife in my heart and yet here I am sitting on the balcony of a stone castle.  Breakfast is at 8:00 a.m. and I can smell some early preparations wafting up from the kitchen.

I have been richly blessed, beyond my wildest imaginings.  And so I sing in chorus with E.B. White:

“I would really rather feel bad in Maine than feel good anywhere else.”

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Heart Wide Open

The last day of June came rumbling through the epicenter of the Moxie Universe like a runaway locomotive.  The thunderstorms and lightning began before midnight and continued with stunning illumination and intensity until dawn, or so it seemed.  I was caught in the midst of this natural train wreck just before midnight.  Then I went home, got under the covers, and listened to my heart race like it hadn’t for many months.

Around Memorial Day, I added a new layer to my schedule.  What can I say?  I am an overachiever.  I think I can handle more than the average human.  This layer was beautiful and my heart stopped racing so much because I felt alive.

I did not feel alive today.

I asked a friend for help and she showed up, just like a flower.  She calmly listened and reassured me.  She asked me what I could do to soothe my racing heart and mind.  I said I didn’t know.  She told me to think about it.  After our visit, I tried a number of things.

I inventoried Moxie gear with another committee member.

I took a nap.

I found my high school discus, went up to the track, and took a couple throws.  In 1980, I came in second to Leavitt’s Gloria Batchelder at the May 20 Mountain Valley Conference track and field meet.  On that day, I threw my discus 95 feet and qualified for regionals.  I think I threw the discus less than 60 feet today.

DIscus

I took a walk along the Androscoggin River and soaked my feet in the water.

While I walked I listened to the soundtrack on my 2012 Sony Walkman.  I found it in a drawer the other day.  This device is loaded with songs capturing my mood during the lonely years before I moved home to Lisbon Falls.  I listened carefully to the lyrics I could understand.

I was searching for answers.  I have been searching for answers my whole life.

Is this how Eisenhower felt in the hours before the Invasion?  Probably not.  I think he played cards and smoked a cigar.  Men and women soldier differently.

A country song struck me as I walked.  “When I Get Where I’m Going” by Brad Paisley and Dolly Parton is a real tear-jerker for the grieving heart.

The song’s lyrics say, in part:

Yeah, when I get where I’m going,
there’ll be only happy tears.
I will shed the sins and struggles
I have carried all these years.
And I’ll leave my heart wide open
I will love and have no fear.

The lyrics also note:

So much pain and so much darkness,
in this world we stumble through.
All these questions I can’t answer
So much work to do.

Fortunately, not one other person was on the walking path, so it was safe for me to stop from time to time and weep.  I wept because there are three people I miss in my life right now, in no particular order.

I don’t write about many unhappy things here on the blog.  I have never written about the death of my beloved nephew, Mark Baumer, on January 21, 2017.  I think about him every day.  Every fucking day.  Yeah.  I hope it’s ok that I have appropriated his use of the word “yeah” into my own life as a way to keep his memory alive.

I miss Gina Mason.  There have been a few days during the fog of the Moxie battle when I have cried out to her in Heaven and asked her to intervene with God on my behalf, although I’m not sure it works that way.

Mostly, I miss my brother, Jim Baumer.  He’s still alive but I think I am dead to him.  Tragedy often does that kind of killing work.  We’ve had feuds before.  I wrote about one on this blog.

For the record, the primary reason I have experienced this small measure of success here in my hometown in this late season of my life is because my brother created and documented a plan that I could study and implement.  It was called “Jobs for JAB.”

“Jobs for JAB” has almost come full circle.  I do my day job out of the house I own in the center of the Moxie Universe and I’m the curator of this year’s Moxie Festival.  That was the plan my brother devised for me in 2012.  I’d like to talk to him about how the plan is going.  I wish he were here to listen to me “boo hoo” for about two minutes then give me a stern pep talk.  Then he’d make me laugh about something that happened in 1979 and I’d know everything was going to be ok.

Baumers

I know some people don’t understand blogs and writers.  Not many people read this blog; no regrets today for airing out my personal laundry.

We are now 11 days away from The Moxie Festival.  There has been so much pain and darkness in this little world I’ve been stumbling through since January 21, 2017.  There is still so much work to do.  I am sustained by the love of everyone here in my hometown, including but not limited to my parents, my neighbors, Uncle Bob, and my high school classmates.  I can’t even begin to tell you about the beautiful and loving things that happen every day.

If any of my blog readers are so inspired, I welcome your prayers for the success of the festival.  Pray for good weather (remember: heat trumps rain for Moxie), pray for happy people, and pray for the volunteers who will do the heavy lifting as we approach the finish line.

For me, over the next 11 days, I’m going to leave my heart wide open.  I will love and have no fear.  And then when Moxie is over, I might try to keep living that way.

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Thank you for loving me, Moxie, and my hometown.  Insert orange heart here.

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Symbolic Gestures

On Saturday, I had the honor of judging the “Miss Moxie Pageant” held at Lisbon Falls Baptist Church’s gymnasium.  I had never judged a beauty pageant before.  I wore a favorite Lily Pulitzer skirt, some Jack Rogers sandals, and carried my old high school Bermuda bag with a new cover.

Symbolic Gestures

I even had an opportunity to practice my “Duchess Slant

I know nothing about pageantry, but former USA National Miss Maine Shelby Cash did an excellent job of pulling the event together.  She prepared binders for the judges that included resumes of all the contestants.  Since my interviewing has been limited to corporate hiring, I was struck to read the resume of a pre-kindergarten contestant for the title of Junior Miss Moxie.  She’s already got 2 years of ballet under her belt and she “can’t wait to go to kindergarten.”

This was her third pageant.

Another Junior Miss Contestant’s resume said she knew her ABC’s, could count to 30, and knew the Greek alphabet.  She recited the latter for us during her interview.

The event was fabulous and I’m pleased I can now add “Pageant Judge” to my own resume.

Earlier in the day, at 2:00 a.m. to be exact, I woke up in a panic and jumped out of bed.  The Moxie Festival is 40 days away and in spite of my composure at the pageant, I’m freaking out a little bit inside.  There’s a lot to do and it’s time to move away from creating new ideas to implementing everything that’s ready to go.  With that in mind, I performed a “symbolic gesture” this morning.

I walked up to the Lisbon Industrial Park.  When I was in high school, we called it “The Oval.”  It was the sometimes route of track practice, a great place to learn how to drive a standard, and an occasional place for a clandestine beer with friends.  It’s also the staging location for the Moxie Festival Parade.

Using this as my starting point, I walked the parade route.  With ear buds pumping favorite songs into my auditory canal, I visualized what it will be like in 41 days when we get the Moxie show on the road.  Singing along with the Dropkick Murphys, I changed the lyrics of their classic song.  “We’re shipping up to Moxie…”

Listen, friends, I may not be able to write much here on the blog until Moxie is over.  You want me to live to tell about it, right?  I’ve got one too many plates spinning in the air right now.  So I will share some old posts from past festivals and we will meet here again in 40 days or so.

Please like The Moxie Festival page on Facebook and if you’re around town on July 12, 13, and 14th, I hope you’ll find me in the crowds and say “Hello.”

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